January 2012
24 posts
Tip from Someone Whose Life is Likely Not Like...
If you’re dancing and wonder if someone is watching you, do increasingly strange dance moves and see if they subconsciously imitate you.
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In honor of David Lynch's birthday
I’m going to the Black Lodge
Gunslinging Bird: fuckyeahthemountaingoats: “This... →
fuckyeahthemountaingoats:
“This is what’s terrible, is like, I forget the first line of a song, and then I’ll do it, like, twice, and somebody’ll go, ‘Oh yeah, he did the thing where he forgets the first line.’ No, my friends. Would that I were doing the thing where I forget the first line….
Yes…..
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December 2011
21 posts
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Writers and Their Favorite Cocktails
James Agee - Whiskey Sour
Truman Capote - Screwdriver
Raymond Carver - Bloody Mary
John Cheever - Rusty Nail
William Faulkner - Mint Julep
Ernest Hemingway - Mojito
James Joyce - Wine
Sinclair Lewis - Bellini
Carson McCullers - Long Island Iced Tea
Edna St. Vincent Millay - Between the Sheets
John O’Hara - Planter’s Punch
Dorothy Parker - Champagne Cocktail
Jean Stafford -...
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Interview for Ole Miss's Head Coaching Position
Archie Manning: Tell me. Why do you deserve to be Ole Miss's new coach?
Hugh Freeze: Well, I'm a native Mississippian. I led the Red Wolves to an 8-0 conference championship. I coached Micheal Oher in high school. Plus, with a name like mine, I could only ever be a coach or a weatherman.
I have a secret identity
At night, I masquerade as “Ben” a bottle-of-wine-by-night student and porch-rocking-chair-Southerner.
But during the day, I am “BEN! Boy Genius” who singlehandedly solves every problem of Epistemology before explicating the necessity of chaos within Athenian society in A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Thanks adderall.
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I want to explain something to you. On the day when the last of the undead...
– The Mountain Goats | News Archive | 2012: Putting the Cyborgs On Notice
How charming is this human bean?
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November 2011
24 posts
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Only a bitter little adolescent boy could confuse realism with pessimism.
– From Flex Mentallo, by Grant Morrison. (via returntohotchicken)
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