Petrellica

can gleek upon occasion.
~ Friday, December 2 ~
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“ I want to explain something to you. On the day when the last of the undead cyborgs lies in the wet red clay of the camouflaged pit that trapped him, and the smoke rising from his circuits indicates in vanishing Morse code that he truly was the last hominid to walk the surface of this late planet, that will technically be a lie, because there will still be three hominids left, and they’ll be called the Mountain Goats, and they will still be touring. On that day, may the fates delay its coming, we will announce a tour of the network of bio-pods underneath the ruins of the former cities, and it will cost you a quart of whole blood to get in. In the present day, let’s enjoy it while it lasts, what we’re going to do is tour down south, because the American South in January is evidence that the universe loves us deeply and holds an abiding concern for our pleasure and well-being.
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The Mountain Goats | News Archive | 2012: Putting the Cyborgs On Notice

How charming is this human bean? 


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    And I will be there: both at the tour of the American South in January and at the tour of the bio-pods underneath the...
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    Tumblr party on January 21, Mountain Goats at Tipitina’s here in NOLA
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    I can’t stress enough how much this man means to me. He’s playing our favorite venue in Asheville [The Grey Eagle] on...
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